Killer Boyfriend Pillow

For the topic of D&D monsters - What do you get when you combine the ridiculous D&D monster “Killer Pillow” with the even more ridiculous real life “boyfriend pillow”?

KILLER BOYFRIEND PILLOW

Lurking within Inns and cottages all over D&D land, waiting for unsuspecting female adventurers to be caught in a lonely moment only to be strangled by its plush embrace. If you successfully role against a reality check you might escape with your life.

-Tam